251 lines
8.0 KiB
Bash
Executable File
251 lines
8.0 KiB
Bash
Executable File
preexec() {
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if [[ $RANDOM == 1 ]]
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then
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echo "CONGRATULATIONS!" | lolcat
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echo "You are today's winner of the bash-lottery." | lolcat
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fi
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if [[ $1 == ls ]];
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then
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echo "I'll show you..."
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fi
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if [[ $1 == time ]];
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then
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echo "time for beer!"
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fi
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if [[ $1 == touch* ]];
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then
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echo "No touching!"
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fi
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if [[ $1 == exit ]];
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then
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echo "you're stuck here… FOREVAAAAAA"
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sleep 2
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echo "just joking, do logout instead"
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shopt -s extdebug
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return 1
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fi
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if [[ $1 == heyfriends ]];
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then
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who | grep -Eo '^[^ ]+'
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shopt -s extdebug
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return 1
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fi
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if [[ $1 == hello* ]];
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then
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echo "Hi $USER! What's up?" | lolcat
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read mood
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if [[ $mood == *no* ]]
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then
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echo "Sorry to hear that, $USER. Anything I can do to help?" | lolcat
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read uselessanswer
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else
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echo "Glad to hear, keep up the good vibes!" | lolcat
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fi
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shopt -s extdebug #stops "hello" from executing, which would give a "command not found" error.
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return 1
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fi
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if [[ $1 == *apt-get* ]];
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then
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echo "Thank you $USER for your maintenance efforts! Our community really appreciates it" | lolcat
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fi
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if [[ $1 == guide* ]];
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then
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split=($1)
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echo ${split[1]}
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man ./guides/${split[1]}.1
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shopt -s extdebug
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return 1
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fi
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if [[ $1 == ssh* ]];
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then
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if [[ $(( ( RANDOM % 10 ) + 1 )) == 1 ]]
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then
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echo "Not today, maybe later..." | lolcat
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shopt -s extdebug
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return 1
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fi
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fi
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if [[ $1 == *adduser* ]];
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then
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inputcommand=($1)
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echo "What is your preferred pronoun?" | lolcat
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read answer
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if [[ $answer ]]
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then
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echo $answer > ${inputcommand[2]}pronoun.txt
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fi
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sudo adduser ${inputcommand[2]}
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sudo mv ${inputcommand[2]}pronoun.txt /home/${inputcommand[2]}/pronoun.txt
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shopt -s extdebug
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return 1
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fi
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if [[ $1 == *reroaming* ]];
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then
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argument=($1)
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if [[ ${argument[1]} == howto ]];
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then
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man ./guides/howto.1
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fi
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if [[ ${argument[1]} == guide ]];
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then
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sed '/__PUBLISH__/d' ./guides/guide | fold | lolcat
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fi
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if [[ ${argument[1]} == why ]];
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then
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man ./guides/why.1
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fi
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shopt -s extdebug
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return 1
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fi
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if [[ -e "tellme.txt" && $1 == *"tellme"* ]]
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then
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name="name called title"
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what="info explain folder what"
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why="why because"
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how="how instructions use"
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when="when time past history"
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who="who author creator owner user"
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tell () {
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if [[ ${@:0:1} == "@" ]]
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then
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eval ${@:1:-1}
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else
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echo "$@" | pv -qL 128
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echo " "
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fi
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}
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captured_command=0
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for per_word in $1; do
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if [[ $name == *"$per_word"* ]]
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then
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tell $(grep -A 2 '#name' "tellme.txt" | grep -v "#name")
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captured_command=1
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break
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elif [[ $what == *"$per_word"* ]]
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then
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tell $(grep -A 2 '#what' "tellme.txt" | grep -v "#what")
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captured_command=1
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break
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elif [[ $why == *"$per_word"* ]]
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then
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tell $(grep -A 2 '#why' "tellme.txt" | grep -v "#why")
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captured_command=1
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break
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elif [[ $how == *"$per_word"* ]]
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then
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tell $(grep -A 2 '#how' "tellme.txt" | grep -v "#how")
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captured_command=1
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break
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elif [[ $when == *"$per_word"* ]]
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then
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tell $(grep -A 2 '#when' "tellme.txt" | grep -v "#when")
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captured_command=1
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break
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elif [[ $who == *"$per_word"* ]]
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then
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tell $(grep -A 2 '#who' "tellme.txt" | grep -v "#who")
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captured_command=1
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break
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fi
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done
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if [[ $captured_command == 1 ]]
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then
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shopt -s extdebug
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return 1
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fi
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fi
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if [[ $1 == *"explainthis"* ]]
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then
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tell () {
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if [[ ${@:0:1} == "@" ]]
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then
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eval ${@:1:-1}
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else
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echo " "
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echo "$@" | pv -qL 128
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echo " "
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fi
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}
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tell "Thanks for taking the time to explain your work! I will ask you some questions about what you've done. You are free to leave questions unanswered."
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tell "What is your project or folder called?"
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read new_name
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tell "How would you describe your work in a short sentence?"
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read new_what
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tell "What's your name or nickname?"
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read new_who
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tell "When did you create this work?"
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read new_when
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tell "Why did you create this work?"
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read new_why
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tell "How did you create this work?"
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read new_how
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tell "Thanks, I'll document it! You can use the tellme command (tellme how, tellme why, etc) to query other folders."
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> tellme.txt
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echo "#name" >> tellme.txt
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echo $new_name >> tellme.txt
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echo " " >> tellme.txt
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echo "#who" >> tellme.txt
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echo $new_who >> tellme.txt
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echo " " >> tellme.txt
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echo "#what" >> tellme.txt
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echo $new_what >> tellme.txt
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echo " " >> tellme.txt
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echo "#when" >> tellme.txt
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echo $new_when >> tellme.txt
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echo " " >> tellme.txt
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echo "#why" >> tellme.txt
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echo $new_why >> tellme.txt
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echo " " >> tellme.txt
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echo "#how" >> tellme.txt
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echo $new_how >> tellme.txt
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echo " " >> tellme.txt
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shopt -s extdebug
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return 1
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fi
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if [[ $1 == tour ]];
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then
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echo "hello $USER, welcome to the filesystem tour" | lolcat
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echo ""
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echo '/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\' | lolcat | pv -qL 8
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echo ""
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echo 'FIRST STOP!' | lolcat
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cd ~
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echo "This directory is your home directory. Cozy, isn't it?" | lolcat
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sleep 1
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echo "here's a picture of the landscape" | lolcat
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echo ""
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ls -la | lolcat
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echo ""
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shopt -s extdebug
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return 1
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fi
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if [[ $1 == whereami ]];
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then
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echo "you are here, don't get lost :)"
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pwd
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shopt -s extdebug
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fi
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}
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